Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie

When i was young my father said "son i have something to say,"

And what he told me i'll never forget, until my dying day. he said, "son you are a bachelor boy

And that's the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy…"

-huh- i wish i was a bloody bachelor boy

A happy ba-che-lor was he,

But he ain't no more gone is garry

As he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch called melanie

Who's that then - garry

Slouched on the couch with that cow,

There ain't any doubt there's no escape

Now off his head, concerted

Instead he wed, melanie

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He said, "i only wanted to stay"

But the silly sucker, drained his life away

"i only wanted to be"

And he took no notice of me

And it's all over now -huh- for garry

The bag nagged/asked to have a kid

The most * that garry ever did

Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in th butt called melanie

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Guitar bit

Off his head, off his *

Garry was a sucker when he married melanie

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