You'll look like poo

Everybody needs my creations

Everybody needs my clothes

A beautiful melody

My face between your toes

Even if it is Doomsday

You won't have to dismay

When the world is falling apart

You just go buy my clothes at Wal-Mart

If you don't...

Well then...

You'll look like poo

Whe the waves are flooding your house

Well who cares

As long as you're wearing my blouse

Or else...

You know, you'll look like poo

Fashion is my salvation

I always look cute

That's why people watch me sing

With the sound on mute

When you're dodging debris

Just turn on my new CD

When the bombs

Are exploding like that

Just put on

My leopard print fedora hat

Or else...

You know, you'll look like poo

When the wind is taking control

Find an ice cream stand

And grab on to that pole

Work it girl

Or else...

You'll look like poo

Then there's my Hannah Montana brand:

Fabric chairs; Underwear;

Chapstick Ring; Barbie swings;

Pink Lip Gloss; Dental Floss;

Orange Juice; Shaving Mousse;

Eye Glitter; Cat Litter;

Gold Watches; Laxatives;

Bedding Sheets; Candy Treats; Deli Meats....