Jungle Man

When I speak about it

Nobody understands

All the secrets of the jungle that I learned

When I met the jungle man

I can open up a coconut

With the side of my hand

I learned that while growin' up

With the Jungle Man

He taught me how to lose a bet

And how to drink a thousand beers

He taught me seven different languages

And how to disappear

I learned how to make medicine

Appear into my hand

I learned how to get in trouble

From the Jungle Man

He taught me how to sleep standin' up

And how to swim on land

And how to go three weeks

Without eatin' anythin'

He told me how to steal somebody's phone

And climb the highest tree

Now I know how to break into somebody's home

And smoke a pound

Of that jungle weed, yeah

That Jungle Man

I learned how to kill a pig

With nothing but my hands

I learned how to scream and shout

And do the jungle dance

The jungle dance

Oh, do the jungle dance

I learned it from the jungle man

I got everything I got

From the jungle man

The Jungle Man