Upside Backwards

Met her at a hotel, somewhere up north

She asked if I was into new things, I said: Of course!

So we went down to what she said was her home

Next thing you know I had something that looked like a cigarette

Hanging out the left corner of my mouth

And I asked her: Is this a normal cigarette?

She’s like, she asked me: Don’t you feel it yet?

I pondered on the question for a minute

I made a gesture with my hands to let her know I was into it

Then I was distracted by a strange white figure

Standing right behind me, breathing down my neck

I got a hot flash and sweat

She asked me once again: Don’t you feel it yet?

And I, I said: Feel, feel what?

And then I said something along the lines of

Ah!

Feels

Upside brain

Feel a little not alright

Sometimes when I think I’m okay

I hands down form the size a little, backwards

Now two to three minutes later I looked down at my phone

And realized I had been there for two weeks

I stood up and told her: It's about time for me to leave

She looked back at me and said: Is that something you truly believe?

I looked down and was horrified to realize my legs

Had been replaced by four wooden pegs

I was in absolutely no pain

But I felt a little uncomfortable about how comfortable I now imagined it would be to sit down upon my body

And at that point it was obvious

I’d transformed into a piece of furniture

I tried to confront her

I opened my pillow and asked her: What the fuck was in that cigarette?

She looked back at me and asked: Do you feel it yet