At The Strip Club

She's a true cutie

Butt makes me cry I call it a boo-hooty

Got a dude weak in the knees

When she set sail two cheeks to the breeze

She gets low, reverse vertical

Rump in descent like a jet at a terminal

She drop it to the floor like a kindergartener's shorts when he's pissing at a urinal

It's okay to brag

You're on a pole sideways like a waving flag

And I salute that hustle

The glutes and back muscle

No lie your core strength is ill and you're getting it

Sweating for your med school bills

But on the real I got dragged along

And at the strip club is where I don't belong

Shes grinds that pole I shed a tear (drop it)

I don't know why the hell I'm here (booty)

I'm at the Spearmint Rhino

Japanese business men smelly as whinos

And I'm not too keen

Been a couple times and it's not my scene

No doubt I like to go out

Toast with the bros where a bro can bro out

I don't need nipples like hard rubies

With big old scars underneath her large boobies

I knew we should have gone to cheesecake

Here we're either perverts or some got damn cheapskates

She stripped and I paid her

Not tipping her is like not tipping a waiter (it's rude)

So I'm tossing crumpled up ones

For an extra jiggle of those bubble butt buns

But even if I had cash it's unlikely

That I'd spend it getting women to pretend to like me

Shes grinds that pole I shed a tear (drop it)

I don't know why the hell I'm here (booty)