Kill a Hipster (feat. Chinaka Hodge)

Rent’s up (That shit’s no good)

Starbucks where the skate rink stood

It’s a fixture (it does no good)

(I know) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)

Wrote congress (it did no good)

Read scripture (it did no good)

You could take a picture or knock on wood

(fuck that) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)

I’m getting Hummus, hummus

I’m getting hummus, hummus

I’m at the park playing dodgeball

Drinking San Pellegrino like it’s Cristal

No school, alcohol

Living no rules—Calvinball

You wanna brawl? Ho please

I sprinkle you with some goat cheese

I get it straight from the fuckin’ farm

I even put goat cheese in my lucky charms

I’m at the taco truck looking like a mack

I roll my Rs hard like I’m busting off a gat

It’s like, “hola mama, I’m your papa”

May I please have dos Horrrrrrrrrchatas?

I’m like brap brap brap!

When I smack your ass fast with my backpack strap

Pencil to the neck, razor to your innertube

Bullet to your disrespect, I hate your hipster attitude

Your whole chassez, acting like you own us with your whole passé

Dance around the issue patna, no plié

But you’ll get broke for that French shit, so cassé

And you can put that in your lit mag and your Tumblr blog

Eat it with the bacon off your farm fresh hog

Sip it like Kombucha, hope your last meal suit ya

Do-gooder types, commuters on bikes

Brooding 20-somethings with the coolest of “likes”

You be loving on my city like johns

Rubbing on her titties leaving money in palms

Our rumbling guts can only hunger so much

Plus we redundantly blunted in lieu of giving a fuck

We’ll cut you for the scratch

Leave in on a tee

And if we’ve done it properly you’re copping it from Treat, ‘cause

Look in the mirror and it’s clear I’ve become one of ‘em

Kill me please if I’m one of ‘em

I walk the block like I’m hot shit

I gentrified the corner store just buying hot chips

But now I’m caught red-handed

With this land so make me a dead bandit

And if you see me sipping at an open keg

Put me down like a horse with a broken leg