Ten Fingers

Never have I ever seen passion of christ

Never have I ever crashed on a bike

Or been trapped on an island and had to survive

And yes I've been trashed a saturday night

But never have I ever smoked crack from a pipe

I've never started one slow clap in my life

I never ever sat first class on a flight

Or drank cognac from a bird bath

Never tried to fly

And yes, I'm known to cop a dub sack

But I've never have I ever rolled my own blunt wrap (that's true)

Never have I banged to purple rain or doveshack

Never have I ever loved and been loved back

Fun fact, cause I've had a broken heart

But I've never ever ever ever put a woman over art

And I'm never gonna start

Never cheated on a chick

But ask me if I've lied, then I'll likely plead the fifth

Never have I seen a ghost or a spirit

But if one appears then I'll know when I'm near it

And if I ever fucked a prophet I'd be quick to repent

But I've never known Jesus in the biblical sense

But I've I think we'd be friends

If he went to my school and was cool and we kicked it in chem

I've never kissed a dude (ew)

Well, that's partly true

Are we counting spin the bottle at a cast party too?

Sooo gay

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I've never raved

I've never been tased

Never maced or been maced

Or been punched in the face

Never have I ever contemplated suicide

Or been crucified

Never have I ever mooned another driver from the side of my hooptie ride (woop! Woop)

Never have I ever swallowed all my foolish pride

And I can't really tell

If I'm a good person or I'm faking really well

Cause every now and then I'd catch her on the phone

But I never really went to visit grandma at the home

But I've always known

That I won't be happy

Until I'm the best version of myself when I'm alone

So fuck thinking of marriage

Till I learn to put another person first and be a parent

I pinky swear it

I don't know much, I

I won't know much, I

I won't know much until I, until I know myself

I know I don't know much

I know I don't know much

I know I won't know much until I, until I know myself

I know I don't know much

I know I don't know much

I know I won't know much until I, until I know myself