Write Your Name

Yesterday I signed my first tit

Soft with the pen because I didn't want to burst it

I did it cursive. I took my sweet time

I tried to put my personality in each line

Like I do with each rhyme

Cause in the worst case

That's what put this bust in my custody in the first place

Now I'm rounding first base, cruising cause I paid dues

Dude, I called my roommates and I gave them all the great news

They're pitiless

But so many nights up at the motel 6, tittyless

After gigs with hideously small crowds

It's been 5 years of playing colleges in small towns

I'm through with all doubt

I'm ready to bloom from wallflower

And just ball out

And live my fantasy

And if I get my name on a grammy it's for my family

But for me I just can't top the memory of my john hancock on that mammary

Why are we

Shy to be

Who we all would like to be?

Write your name so big and bold that the entire world can see

Although you

Can't undo

All the pain that you've been through

Write your name

Write your name

Write your name

The future's here, and it's tangible

And kind of spongy

I'm a commie but I love my fucking country right now

Just let play the fillmore and die now

I couldn't give a damn about who's raising an eyebrow

I thought I'd failed, I prayed for so long

God said "no way, " but I'm all like, 'come oooon'

And he's all like "okay"

And at first I'm all like "don't play"

But then I'm all like "hooray!"

And I grabbed that baton

And ran like a cavs fan, away from lebron

Now they gab about me in banks and salons

And they're mad to admit it, but pale kid's the bomb

From anonymous geek

To don juan in a week

And I'm calm

But if ever I seem gloomy

I can't stress enough how much this means to me

I held the tears in, cause I didn't dare to dream

Of the most beauteous boobie I've ever seen

Right now

Right right right right on my command

The world is a booby that's in the palm of my hand