Go Big Or Go Home

You've been striking out chugging out the pond

Now you're freaking out 'cause they said last call

All the light weight girls are getting gone

But trust me son those ain't the ones you want

Say goodbye to them little size two's

You need a girl that's bigger than you

Don't want a woman that looks like a stick

Go get you one less round thick

Big girls they need loving too

Last time I checked boy so do you

You bout to wind up all alone

Go big or go home

Go big or go (woo, woo, woo, woo)

Buddy it's time you face the facts

You're an out of shape middle age worthless sack

So who are you to say she ain't a ten

You're a three at best and it's two AM

If you want a girl to nibble on your meat

Go find a woman who knows how to eat

Don't want a woman that looks like a stick

Go get you one that's round and thick

Big girls they need loving too

Last time I checked boy so do you

You're bout to wind up all alone

Go big or go home

Go big or go (woo, woo, woo, woo)

What ya waiting on, go on and pick her up

Even if ya gotta use a pickup truck

That's a whole lot of woman you're taking home

Pound for pound it pretty much a threesome

Oh, come on Chris, we got a mathematician here

Don't want a woman that looks like a stick

Go get you one that's round and thick

Big girls they need loving too

Last time I checked boy so do you

You're bout to wind up all alone

Go big or go home

Go big or go (woo, woo, woo, woo)

(Woo, woo, woo, woo)

(Woo, woo, woo, woo)

(Woo, woo, woo, woo)