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Artist: Wheeler Walker Jr.
Canonical path: /wheeler-walker-jr/if-my-dick-is-up-why-am-i-down
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If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down?
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If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down?
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Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class
Are now hitting me up for a backstage pass
All the ladies get wet when I roll into town
Sso if my dick is up tell me then why am i down?
Tugging me, fucking me, sucking my dick till my balls run dry
Women I never met whipping their tits out so why am I crying
They're slinging their pussies when they hear I'm around
Well if my dick is up, tell me why am i down?
Meet girl at the show where I hand her a pic
But before we shake hands she starts sucking my dick
Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground
So if my dick is up tell me why am i down?
Beating me, beating me, fucking me raw till my dick gets sore
One girl is leaving, there is two more outside that just walk through the door
Now I have learned to eat pussy whilst I'm wearing a frown
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?
Licking me, sticking my dick in your puss till the sun comes up
Ladies I never met sending me texts saying they wanna fuck
Here suck on my nuts while they are reaching around
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?
Why am I down?
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