Puss In Boots

All those LA west coast silicone women

Really think they're hot

But it's no fun titty fuckin' titties when the titties are hard as rocks

And up in New York City all them uptight bitties

Like to shave their cooch

But I prefer a little fur on my burger

If you're wantin' me to tell the truth

I like my puss in boots

A girl who knows how to honky tonk

Hums along to a Waylon tune

While she's hummin' on my cock and balls

I want a girl in a cowboy hat

Her tongue knows where my butthole's at

Bush pokin' out her Daisy Dukes

I like my puss in boots

Boots

Well the girls in Chicago, they can spit, they can swallow

When they're on their knees

But it's hard to stay hard when you're fuckin' in a car it's four degrees

All the girls in Milwaukee wanna slob on my cocky

But I have to pass

Cause I only get wood when my dick is up a good ol' Southern ass

I like my puss in boots

A girl who knows how to honky tonk

Hums along to a Willie tune

While she's hummin' on my cock and balls

I want a girl in a cowboy hat

Her tongue knows where my butthole's at

Bush pokin' out her Daisy Dukes

I like my puss in boots

Boots

Don't want them high heels on

When you're slidin' up and down my dong

And keep them fuckin' flip flops and your birkenstocks

Away from my hillbilly cock

I like my puss in boots

A girl who knows how to honky tonk

Hums along to a Wheeler tune

While she's hummin' on my cock and balls

I want a girl in a cowboy hat

Her tongue knows where my butthole's at

Bush pokin' out her Daisy Dukes

I like my puss in boots

Boots