Rupaulogize

I didn’t have a phone

Shoot no 'mones

Just got pounded down

With nothing else to do

Thanks to ru,

Sad tranny clown

Tell me it’s a dq

Then when all-star comes around

You say

Tell me I don’t need it

Even though I bought the gowns

Bitch, wait...

Because it’s too late to rupaulogize (oooh!)

It’s too late (too late to rupaulogize.)

I said it’s too late to rupaulogize (it’s too late!)

It’s too late

Shady shade (that’s some shady shade!)

I said it’s too late to rupaulogize (ru laughs)

It’s too late (hashtag rupaulogize)

I take it on the chin

I’ll just grin

Say I’m in next year (that’s a long time!)

Put me in a box

With some holes so that I can see (which way am I going?)

Who’s dick I gotta suck to

Get my ass back on the tube?

I got lube…

Sorry about it boo, but

All-stars won’t be needing you

That’s real damn rude

It’s too late to rupaulogize (it’s too late.)

It’s too late (that’s so fucking rude!)

I said it’s too late to rupaulogize (that ain’t right!)

It’s too late (now would be a good time—oh wait, it’s too late, nevermind.)

I’mma take those other bitches down

I’mma take those other bitches down (I’ll take them down!)

I’mma take those other bitches down (can I get an amen?)

I’mma take those other bitches down

Take them down, down, down

(Sharon needles/rupaul bridge)

Silence! (clap clap)

Bring back my girls…

This is your last chance to impress me…

And save yourself from extermination!

Oh the shade of it all!

Shady shade…

I’m sorry my dear

But it’s too late

Oooh, bitch! Consider that stolen!

It’s too late…

Now sashay away…

Let the music play!

Because it’s too late to rupaulogize

It’s too late (it’s too late girl, shady shade!)

I said it’s too late to rupaulogize (I gave up scheduling issues.)

It’s too late (and then you don’t want me now? What is that, loss of income?)

I’mma take those other bitches down (uh huh, that’s a loss of income.)

I’mma take those other bitches down (I will take them down, thank you.)

I’mma take those other bitches down (bitch.)

I’mma take those other bitches down

Take them down

Got some white girl problems down

But ms. Needles sure did earn

The crown