Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Yer Mom
Canonical path: /yer-mom/alcoholic-heaven
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Alcoholic Heaven
Read Alcoholic Heaven lyrics by Yer Mom on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Alcoholic Heaven
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Beverage dispensers everywhere serve magic pints of ice cold beer
On silver trays with buffalo wings so don't you worry about a god damn thing
There ain't no god damn better place to go
Then sip your drink at the punk rock show
At barbecues we're hanging out
It's paradise without a doubt
In Alcoholic Heaven, Lots of Bros & Lots of Booze
Alcoholic Heaven, With Slutty Girls & Salty
Alcoholic Heaven, Because Everyday is a Friday Night
Alcoholic Heaven, The Beer Here it Ain't Ever Light
There's nowhere else I'd rather be
Then with beer tap free cigarette machines
D.U.I. s here just don't count
My full time job is to blackout
Alcoholic Heaven, Waking Up With a Stiff Cocktail
Alcoholic Heaven, I Piss My Pants but No One Cares
Alcoholic Heaven, No my Girlfriend She Don't Complain
Alcoholic Heaven, With Pool Darts & Foosball Games
My endless bar tab is always paid, Martini glasses custom made
Hey don't you know that Coke is it, Cause Rum & Pepsi tastes like shit
Man I play Foosball I don't spin, clean from the goalie two points I win
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Alcoholic Heaven"?
Yer Mom performs "Alcoholic Heaven", and this lyric page sits inside the Yer Mom catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Alcoholic Heaven"?
Yes. The related section below points to Commercial Punk and Dead Beat Dad with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Yer Mom?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Yer Mom's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Alcoholic Heaven yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.