Alcoholic Heaven

Beverage dispensers everywhere serve magic pints of ice cold beer

On silver trays with buffalo wings so don't you worry about a god damn thing

There ain't no god damn better place to go

Then sip your drink at the punk rock show

At barbecues we're hanging out

It's paradise without a doubt

In Alcoholic Heaven, Lots of Bros & Lots of Booze

Alcoholic Heaven, With Slutty Girls & Salty

Alcoholic Heaven, Because Everyday is a Friday Night

Alcoholic Heaven, The Beer Here it Ain't Ever Light

There's nowhere else I'd rather be

Then with beer tap free cigarette machines

D.U.I. s here just don't count

My full time job is to blackout

Alcoholic Heaven, Waking Up With a Stiff Cocktail

Alcoholic Heaven, I Piss My Pants but No One Cares

Alcoholic Heaven, No my Girlfriend She Don't Complain

Alcoholic Heaven, With Pool Darts & Foosball Games

My endless bar tab is always paid, Martini glasses custom made

Hey don't you know that Coke is it, Cause Rum & Pepsi tastes like shit

Man I play Foosball I don't spin, clean from the goalie two points I win