Dead Beat Dad

And so you went through hell in the divorce

Last time we spoke it was in court

A hobby claiming that I juke

Your new boyfriend is such a kook

Talk shit on me but I won't fret

Disneyland makes them forget

Deadbeat-Dad, I'm so Convinced that it's O.K.

Deadbeat-Dad, Yeah I forget birthdays

Deadbeat-Dad, Your mom she won't collect

Deadbeat-Dad, I'm so good at bouncing checks

I never wanted custody

Those kids ain't my priority

Sperm donors like me everywhere

So stop your threats cause I don't care

Child support is such a joke

When I pretend that I am broke

Deadbeat-Dad, No you won't get no money

Deadbeat-Dad, My girlfriend is only twenty

Deadbeat-Dad, I don't got what it takes to be a man

Deadbeat-Dad, Italian Sausage, Bacon, Ham . . . .