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Artist: Yer Mom
Canonical path: /yer-mom/i-drink-beer-i-start-shit
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I Drink Beer, I Start Shit
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I Drink Beer, I Start Shit
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Oh when I get a few beers in me I don't act the same
Causing problems starting fights that's my claim to fame
I'll never be a nice guy I was born to be a grouch
If I end up drunk at your party, I'll be the first to get kicked out
When I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around
I drink beer I start shit & nobody wants me around
No one on earth can stand me and I'm the one to blame
For some reason every single night turns out the same
My ego gets so big, my brain gets so small
I'm the biggest asshole & I don't care at all
When I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around
I drink beer I start shit & nobody wants me around
As friendly to me as can be but that won't be enough
When I suck down a cold one I've got to act real tough
I never chipped in on your keg I never had money
I am the one that you're pissed at when you can't find your CDs
& it's male, ego, pride, bullshit when I flex my chest
Testosterone starts pumping when there's girls to impress
& when my insecurities flare up, they shoot right through my head
Give me a dirty look & motherfucker you'll be dead
When I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around
I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around
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