Monica
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Monica
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In the oval office on my knees
That's the true land of opportunity
You might not ever guess I'm just a brainless hoe
As I sign another book on a TV show
Fat Bitch, Get Rich, Suck Dick
So rich you scandalous Fat Bitch
When I was young I dreamed of being a star
But I never dreamed it'd be so easy to go so far
It doesn't matter how I got here or maybe it does
If I'd never sucked him off you'd never know who I was
Fat Bitch, Get Rich, Suck Dick
So rich you scandalous Fat Bitch
Much like a Walrus on the beach I'm basking in my fame
I auctioned off a dress it was just a little stained
So many plastic politicians grease balls in disguise
With wet cigar holders right between my thighs
Fat Bitch, Get Rich, Suck Dick
So rich you scandalous Fat Bitch
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