Call It Quits

Clark was at home brewing his own beer

And we were all amazed that he could steer

With his hand in a sling

And his heart on his sleeve

Then he backed the trailer up

And somebody yelled "bottoms up"

And that just opens another can of worms

Yeah it's true we drive real crummy cars

But the ziggens, they don't live too far

And after all,

You said you might not be right through with me

Do you wanna call it quits?

Are you tired and sick?

Oh baby do you wanna.....call it quits?

We feared the talk of a backlash

So we took the wallets

And we emptied the cash

And where's a cop?

When you need one

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner's a loss

The snots with hairs

Let's split the cost

And you can say

You got some musturd right here

Do you wanna call it quits?

Are you tired and sick?

Oh baby do you wanna.....call it quits?

Christmas came

And it went so fast

I'm glad we made the time last

We needed those times

To be fishing off the pier

And when we got home we was amazed

At the counter top

And with all of us amazed

It dried itself

In the shape of a christmas tree

Do you wanna call it quits?

Are you tired and sick?

Oh baby do you wanna.....call it quits?