Candyland

We are

Watching Cartoons

Your mom

Won't be home too soon

What's left

Which your made to do

Is to strip down

And play doctor with you

And I know

That its a sin

But I just can't help myself

I know

You're only ten

But you look like you're twelve

And if you want love

We'll make it

Say its against the law

But We'll break it

Your too young for it to feel good

But you can fake it

And i'll buy you an icecream cone

I wanna play some candyland

With you

Wanna draw you a bath and get in it too

I wanna play some candyland

I'll pick you up from school

With glitter in your hair

Piggy back rides into the pool

With poo bear on your underwear

You can give me your show

And i'll show you how to tie it

Your mom will never tuck you in

Without me hiding in your closet

You want love

We'll make it

Say its against the law

But we'll break it

Too young for it to feel good

But you can fake it

And if you do a good job

I'll take you out to disney land

Its true

I'll play with all your toys

If you play with mine too

I'll take you out to disney land

Damn Baby

Your mother hates me

But we can make her a necklace with string and Macoroni

We can go in a room

And ride my little pony

[Talking and Laughing]

I wanna play some candyland

With you

Wanna draw you a bath and get in it too

But during all the time I'll still be true

I just wanna play some candyland

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