YouTube Culture: a Song

I'm a famous clown in a flower crown

My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts

My channel takes you through my bedroom routine

It's just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens

Don't care for money, don't care about the fame

I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames

After five minutes a week you think you know me offline

I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

I conjure fame with challenge vids and

I play drinking games to target kids and

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell

Whee!

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture

The YouTube Cult

Hey guys, I'm on tour

So tug on mommy's hair

If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire

Hopping town to town in my first class flight

Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write

YouTubers had morals back in 2011

More virgins were at VidCon than in al-Qaeda heaven

Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in

Quality to quantity

It's Kubrick to Kardashian

Idolize your idle eyes and I'm

Monetizing kissing guys and

I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it

Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle

YouTube Lie

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture

The YouTube Cult

There's a mystery to being at the top

People think I'm divine

But the truth, I'm no hero

I just play one online

I'm like Hercules or Thor

With a slightly slimmer bod

'Cause, yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god

So I didn't write my book, Jesus didn't write the bible

I spread my message through the land with twelve year-old disciples

I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea

They purchase my biography, despite the fact I'm twenty-three

So love me and I'll love you more

'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store

I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male, and

You are not, so worship at my YouTube sale

I put the "I" in defy and suddenly you deify me!

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube sensation

The YouTube sin

Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle

YouTube lie

Welcome, welcome, na, na

Welcome, welcome, na, na

Welcome, welcome, I said

Welcome to the YouTube Cult

Cheers!