A Wizard Needs A Beard

A wizard needs a beard

A pirate needs a beard

A hippy needs a beard

And you, you need a beard

You need a beard, you've gotta have a beard

You call yourself a man?

A professor needs a beard

An archivist needs a beard

A bush ranger needs a beard

And you, you need a beard

You need a beard, you've gotta have a beard

You call yourself a man?

You need a beard

You need a beard

You gotta have a beard

You call yourself a man?

You're not a man without a beard

A king needs a beard

A terrorist needs a beard

A bearded thug needs a beard

And you, you need a beard

You need a beard, you've gotta have a beard

You call yourself a man?

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Beard!