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Artist: The Beards
Canonical path: /the-beards/bearded-nation
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Bearded Nation
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Bearded Nation
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Bearded men listen to me
We were once proud we were once free
Let us not forget our history
Whoa oh
Someday we will find a place
Where beards are welcome on our face
Together we'll create a bearded race
Whoa oh
We'll start a
Bearded nation
A bearded population
This is our aspiration
This is an invitation
This join our congregation
To join our bearded nation
Our new found society
Will be built on equality
All our education will be free
Whoa oh
The bearded will walk hand in hand
The biggest beard will rule the land
All shaving devices will be banned
Whoa oh
In our
Bearded nation
Our bearded population
This is our aspiration
This is an invitation
This join our congregation
To join our bearded nation
Someday we'll all be there
In the land of facial hair
Each bearded man's needs fulfilled
Doctors' fees will be bulk-billed
The beardless will be rounded up and killed
We'll take them to an institution
Where they'll face state execution
By firing squad or electrocution
So join our
Bearded nation
Our bearded population
Our bearded operation
It's not an invitation
It is an expectation
You'll join our bearded nation
And if you don't agree
With our autocracy
You'll be charged with treachery
And gunned down in the street
Bearded nation
Our bearded operation
This is our aspiration
It's not an invitation
To join our congregation
You'll join our bearded nation
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