All The Bearded Ladies

All the bearded ladies raise your hands

Well she walks in the room and she takes my breath away

Yeah she turns me on in a beard-related way

When we walk down the street people stop and stare

She's a whole lotta woman with a whole lotta facial hair

She's my baby

She's my baby

She's my sexy bearded lady

She's so heavy

She's so fine

And her beard is all mine it's all mine

All the bearded ladies everywhere

Time to show the world your facial hair

Time to rise up and make a stand

All the bearded ladies raise your hands

I wanna stroke your chin all over

Grab your beard and pull you closer

Your facial hair just drives me crazy

I'm sending my love to all the bearded ladies

Well we lie awake and we stroke each other's beards

When she whispers sweet nothings her facial hair tickles my ear

We rub our beards together and I feel her soft caress

And then she dips her beard in oil and rubs it all over my chest

She's my baby

She's my baby

She's my sexy bearded lady

She's so heavy

She's so fine

And her beard is all mine it's all mine

All the bearded ladies everywhere

Time to show the world your facial hair

Time to rise up and make a stand

All the bearded ladies raise your hands

I wanna stroke your chin all over

Grab your beard and pull you closer

Your facial hair just drives me crazy

I wanna make love to all the bearded ladies

All the bearded ladies

Take my hand

Bearded ladies

I'll be your bearded man

Bearded ladies

I am in a band

All the bearded ladies

All the bearded ladies everywhere

Time to show the world your facial hair

Time to rise up and make a bearded stand

All the bearded ladies raise your hands!

Yes!

Beards!