I Like Beards

I don't like books

I don't like tv

I don't like sports

They're not for me

I don't like to party

I don't like to sleep

Having a good time

Is not my cup of tea

No I don't care for much at all

But there is one thing that I'm all for

I

I like

I like beards

I like I like I like I like beards

Beards are good

Beards are great

They look so nice

On your face

I've got to make this clear

I like beards

Yes!

Don't like the beatles

I don't like queen

Powderfinger

Are not my kind of scene

A tropical sunset

A fine red wine

Having sex

It's all just a waste of my time

I don't like you or anyone

But there is one thing that turns me on

I

I like

I like beards

I like I like I like I like beards

Beards are good

Beards are great

They look so nice

On your face

I've got to make this crystal clear

I like beards

Oh!

Don't like the day don't like the night

Don't like to be wrong I don't like to be right

Don't like to sit I don't like to stand

Don't like to wear shoes don't like to wear pants

I don't like footy, don't like beer

I don't like this song I don't like it hear

Don't like guitar, I don't like bass

I don't like the look on your face

Don't like to rock I don't like to roll

Don't like it too hot don't like it too cold

I don't like water, I don't like food

I don't like your attitude

Don't like to go out don't like to stay in

I don't really like anything

There's just one reason why I'm here

I like beards!

I

I like

I like beards

I like I like I like I like beards

Beards are good

Beards are great

Everything else I fucking hate

I

I like

I like beards