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Artist: The Beards
Canonical path: /the-beards/it-only-takes-a-fortnight-to-grow-a-decent-beard
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It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard
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It takes a lot of heart ache before you know
That women come, and women go
It can take months and it can take years
It can take pain and it can take tears
It takes a lot of money to win a girls heart
And then once you got it, she tears yours apart
Took half my life before I knew
That I would never get over you.
It only takes a fortnight to grow a decent beard
You can grow a beard 26 times in just a single year
It only takes a fortnight, and you know what else is true
I could grow 390 beards before I'm over you
Ba bada ba...
It takes 2000 volts to power the electric chair
It takes 4000 gallons of fuel to get a jet plane in the air
It took 62 million lives to end the second world war
And 20 million lives to end the one that came before.
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Yes. The related section below points to Beards Are Back and A Bit Of My Beard with a short reason for opening each page next.
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