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It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard

It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard lyrics by The Beards. It takes a lot of heart ache before you know That women come, and women go It can take...

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It Only Takes A Fortnight To Grow A Decent Beard

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It takes a lot of heart ache before you know

That women come, and women go

It can take months and it can take years

It can take pain and it can take tears

It takes a lot of money to win a girls heart

And then once you got it, she tears yours apart

Took half my life before I knew

That I would never get over you.

It only takes a fortnight to grow a decent beard

You can grow a beard 26 times in just a single year

It only takes a fortnight, and you know what else is true

I could grow 390 beards before I'm over you

Ba bada ba...

It takes 2000 volts to power the electric chair

It takes 4000 gallons of fuel to get a jet plane in the air

It took 62 million lives to end the second world war

And 20 million lives to end the one that came before.

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