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Shaved Off His Beard

Shaved Off His Beard lyrics by The Beards. Well, there once was a man, and that man had a beard He shaved off his beard and now he's dead And there once was a...

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Shaved Off His Beard

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Well, there once was a man, and that man had a beard

He shaved off his beard and now he's dead

And there once was a girl, and her husband had a beard

She asked him to shave it off and now she's dead

Nows she's dead (now she's dead)

Nows she's dead (now she's dead)

Now he's dead (now he's dead)

Now he's dead

Now they're dead (now they're dead)

Now they're dead.

Grow a beard or you'll be dead

Well the girl and the man, they each had a funeral

The people who attended are now dead

So the grave digger came, to bury the bodies

And he had a beard and cant be killed

Can't be killed (can't be killed)

Can't be killed (can't be killed)

Had a beard (had a beard)

Can't be killed

Can't be killed (can't be killed)

Can't be killed (can't be killed)

Had a beard and can't be killed

Well there once was a band and their name was kings of leon,

They shaved off their beards and now they're shit.

Now they're shit (now they're shit)

Now they're shit (now they're shit)

Now they're shit (now they're shit)

Now they're shit

Now they're shit (now they're shit)

Kings of leon are now shit (kings of leon are now shit) x2

Kings of leon are shit.

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