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Strokin' My Beard

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Strokin' My Beard

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Well you see my beard

And you think that I'm a lazy slob

Yeah you see my beard and you think that I don't have a job

And you're right

And you're right

I don't have a job

(Don't have a job)

I don't have a job)

(Don't have a job)

I do have a beard

(Do have a beard)

But I don't have a job

(Don't have a job)

Well you see my beard

And you think I must live indecently

Yeah you see my beard and you assume that I haven't showered recently

(Haven't showered recently)

And you're right

As it happens you're right

I haven't showered recently

(Haven't showered recently)

I haven't showered recently

(Don't have a job)

I don't have a job

(You don't have a job)

I do have a beard

(But you don't have a job)

I been spending my days stroking my beard

I been spending my days stroking my beard

I been spending my days stroking my beard

I been spending my days

Well you see my beard

And you think that I look like a thug

Yeah you see my beard and you decide that I must be on drugs

(Must be on drugs)

And you're right

On this occasion you're right

I am on drugs

(You are on drugs)

I am on drugs

(You don't have a job)

And I haven't showered recently

(Haven't showered recently)

I don't have a job

(You should get a job)

I been spending my days stroking my beard

I been spending my days stroking my beard

I been spending my days stroking my beard

I been spending my days

Stroking my beard

(You don't have a job)

I don't have a job

(You don't have a job)

I haven't showered recently

(Haven't showered recently)

I am on drugs

(Stop taking drugs)

I've been spending my days

(Spending your days)

Just stroking my beard

(You are on drugs)

My beard feels really nice

(That's cause you're on drugs)

I am on drugs

(Stop being on drugs and get a job)

I have a beard

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