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Artist: The Beards
Canonical path: /the-beards/touch-me-in-the-beard
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Touch Me In The Beard
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Touch Me In The Beard
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My beard
It's quite impressive
It's sending you a message
I'm gonna make your hairy dreams come true
My beard
You know you want it
Now baby it's time to get on it
Girl don't be afraid cause I am bringing my beard to you
My beard
Take a good hard look
Within moments you are hooked
Just get up nice and close girl don't be shy
My beard
Just breathe it in
Put your mouth on my chin
Baby just relax reach out your hand and put it deep inside
You don't have to be scared
Just touch it, baby yeah
On my facial hair
Just put your hand right there
There's magic in the air
Oh darling you really want to touch it for reasons you can't understand
You want it so much so baby just reach out your hand and
Touch
Touch me in the beard
Go ahead and touch
Touch me in the beard
I want you to hold it
Stroke it
Put your hand inside it say goodbye to all your fears
Just close your eyes and touch me in the beard
My beard
It's looking tight
Get up close, it won't bite
You and my beard are gonna have a really nice time
My beard
It's waitin for you
And girl you know I want you to
So put your hand up in my beard and see what you can find
You don't have to be scared
Just touch it, baby yeah
On my facial hair
Just put your hand right there
There's magic in the air
Darling yeah you really want to touch it for reasons you can't understand
You want it so much so baby just reach out your hand and
Touch
Touch me in the beard
Go ahead and touch
Touch me in the beard
I want you to hold it
Stroke it
Put your hand inside it say goodbye to all your fears
Just close your eyes and touch me in the beard
Heart pound
Deep breaths
Palms of hands
Covered in sweat
You reach out
It is time
Tingles up and down your spine
Tears well up
Emotions flow
Don't be scared just let it all go
This is the moment dreams come true
So do as ? I want you to and
Touch
Touch me in the beard
Go ahead and touch
Touch me in the beard
I want you to hold it
Stroke it
Put your hand inside it say goodbye to all your fears
Just close your eyes and take my hand and touch
Touch me in the beard
Go ahead and touch
Touch me in the beard
I want you to hold it
Stroke it
Put your hand inside it say goodbye to all your fears
Just close your eyes and touch me in the beard.
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Yes. The related section below points to Beards Are Back and A Bit Of My Beard with a short reason for opening each page next.
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