Page type: lyric reference
Artist: The Beards
Canonical path: /the-beards/you-should-consider-having-sex-with-a-bearded-man
Related lyric paths: 6
Video embedded: yes
Lyric guide
You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man
Read You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man lyrics by The Beards on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
You catch his eye, from across the room you catch his eye
You think: Oh my, he’s got quite the beard, oh my!
And now you want to but you can’t look away
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey
And now you find yourself walking his way
Hey hey
You should consider having sex with a bearded man!
You’re getting these feelings that you can’t understand
(Sex with a bearded man)
You think you can’t but you can
Don’t try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight
Don’t be scared, his beard is soft to the touch, don’t be scared
You get some hair, in your mouth when you kiss him you get some hair
You’ve never been with a man like him before
But each time you look at that beard, you want it more
And now he’s asking you: My place or yours?
Good Lord!
You are about to have sex with a bearded man!
He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands
(Sex with a bearded man)
This wasn’t part of the plan
Don’t try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight
Uhuu hu hu hu hu
And now you grab him by his facial hair
He’s got some food stuck in his beard but you don’t care
You say: Rub that beard on me everywhere
Oh yeah
Now it appears you’re having sex with a bearded man!
His sweaty beard is drips like a watering can
(Sex with a bearded man)
Just take your life in your hands, and ride that bearded man
Sex with a bearded man!
Uhuu hu hu hu hu
And he’ll leave you with a glint in your eye
A bit of loose beard hair on your bedside
And some pash-rash between your thighs, oh my
Congratulations you’ve had sex with a bearded man!
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man"?
The Beards performs "You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man", and this lyric page sits inside the The Beards catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man"?
Yes. The related section below points to Beards Are Back and A Bit Of My Beard with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by The Beards?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through The Beards's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.