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Artist: The Toy Dolls
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Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
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Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
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Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad
Kevin had been out with Carol Sands
But Glenda she thought surely
It can't be that bad, if I had a baby
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Glenda went round to the doctors the next day
You can't have a baby, that's what he said
Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read
Of how to have a test tube baby
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy
If only she could have a baby
So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam
She signed up for a baby
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
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