Olga I Cannot

I first saw kendra at a pub called the ramside hall, in durham

So sweet and tender but she didn't even see me at all, no

She looked so nice, she smelled so fine, oh how I wished that kendra was mine

Five foot one, and eyes that were blue, a smile that made me melt oh what could I do?

I had to get kendra's telephone number really quick, yes

If I came srtaight to the point it would do the trick, yes

I asked her if she'd like to go out with me

She said that she was flattered but I just couldn't see why she said

Ah, olga, I cannot

My boyfriend's sitting on the seaty

He does not want, you to see me, so

Olga, I cannot

I was really de-pressed what could I do, I was blue

I'll ring her up again, in a day or two on Monday

Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky

Hows about now, baby, come out with me and she said

I would if I could but I don't think I should

I can't, well I can, but I shan't, it's not good man

Olga, I cannot

I'm sorry that I ever ran

She said: Don't be dafted, ahh olga man

I want to see you don't get me wrong

I'll contact you soon, it won't be long

But at the moment, I cannot

I called kendra another 50 times on the phone, yes

She agreed to meet me, but I should have known, yes

I wound the window down, in the rolls royce

I said: Jump in the back, and then I heard a voice

Start to say, start to say, start to say

Ah, olga, I cannot

My boyfriend's sitting on the seaty

He does not want, you to see me, so

Olga, I cannot

I'm going to laurette, for my holiday in Spain

But when I get back, I still cannot begin, so

I talked it over with me mum and me dad

But even me sister and the dog thinks you're mad

So Olga, Olga

Ah, Olga, I cannot