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Artist: The Toy Dolls
Canonical path: /toy-dolls/the-sphinx-stinks
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The Sphinx Stinks
Read The Sphinx Stinks lyrics by The Toy Dolls on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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The Sphinx Stinks
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The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile
We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the nile
It cos ten quid..
To get stuck inside a pppppyramid.
I'd rather be in hawaii, cleethorpes or southend
You won't catch us on the egypt bus again again again.
Chorus:
The... sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks
They do not care on egypt air
Sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks
In cai i i i ro
The sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks
You will get ripped off in egypt oh!
The hotel room filled us with gloom
We should o' spent the night in a mummy's tomb
A camel ride...
Another ten smackers and a numb backside.
I'd rather be...
Chorus...(guitar bit)
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