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Artist: The Toy Dolls
Canonical path: /toy-dolls/turtle-crazy
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Turtle Crazy
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Turtle Crazy
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I've got a little brother his christian name is sid,
Ever since he saw the turtles he's flipped his lid.
He's always scoffing pizzas just like leonardo,
Donatello raphael and michaelangelo
Turtles, turtles...
He loves the teenage turtles he's collecting all their stuff,
T-shirts, books and badges he can never get enough.
Spending every penny on all that he can find
If it has a turtle on, he's going out of his mind....
Chorus:
Turtle crazy, he's turtle mad,
The turtles they have taken away the little bit sense he had,
In a turtle outfit you really have to laugh,
He wears it every night and day and even in the bath.
He's acting like a madman, he's acting like a clown,
The teenage mutant turtles are coming to our town.
He bought a plastic turtle to keep up with the trend,
He dropped it down the toilet now he's going round the bend....
Tutles on his dressing gown and on the bedroom wall,
Turtles on his vest and his underpants and all....
Chorus
Turtle crazy, he's turtle mad,
The turtles they have taken away the little bit sense he had.
In a turtle outfit you really have to laugh,
He wears it every night and day and even in the bath....
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