I Will Never Be a Star

They're amazing, don't you think?

So incredibly talented

So many hits on youtube

So many things to live up to

They're amazing, don't you think?

My two older brothers

They've had a wonderful career

But I was never asked to join them

Oh, God, how can it be?

Those assholes did not ask me?

I will never be a star

I will never ever do a concert

Never perform with an audience

I'll never stand alone on stage

I wouldn't have the nerve to do it

Guess I would fuck it up anyway

I will never be a star

I have some tricks up my sleeve

How I wish that I can show them

I spin a pen around my thumb

And then I grab it with my index

I want to show it

But I know I can't

'Cause the live audience

Gives me nerves here I stand

I tremble, I sweat

Shivers run down my spine

As I stretch out my arm and prepare

That's why I'll never be a star

I wouldn't know how to move my body

I would be stiff as a traffic light

I will never be a star

I wouldn't know how to top

The with lots of smoke going everywhere

Ok, listen up, everyone!

I know you enjoyed my pen trick

And it's real easy, you can learn it too

Just go to youtube and search for "pen trick"

That's what I did!

I will never be a star

You better believe it

'Cause I mean it

I will never be

I will never be a star