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I Will Never Be a Star

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I Will Never Be a Star

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They're amazing, don't you think?

So incredibly talented

So many hits on youtube

So many things to live up to

They're amazing, don't you think?

My two older brothers

They've had a wonderful career

But I was never asked to join them

Oh, God, how can it be?

Those assholes did not ask me?

I will never be a star

I will never ever do a concert

Never perform with an audience

I'll never stand alone on stage

I wouldn't have the nerve to do it

Guess I would fuck it up anyway

I will never be a star

I have some tricks up my sleeve

How I wish that I can show them

I spin a pen around my thumb

And then I grab it with my index

I want to show it

But I know I can't

'Cause the live audience

Gives me nerves here I stand

I tremble, I sweat

Shivers run down my spine

As I stretch out my arm and prepare

That's why I'll never be a star

I wouldn't know how to move my body

I would be stiff as a traffic light

I will never be a star

I wouldn't know how to top

The with lots of smoke going everywhere

Ok, listen up, everyone!

I know you enjoyed my pen trick

And it's real easy, you can learn it too

Just go to youtube and search for "pen trick"

That's what I did!

I will never be a star

You better believe it

'Cause I mean it

I will never be

I will never be a star

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