Massachusetts

Far away across the oceans

An undiscovered paradise

Forget New York and California

There’s a better place – now close your eyes

Take my hand

We are almost there

Our favorite place on earth

Massachusetts

It’s the 14th biggest state

Massachusetts

Just four hours from New York

Read amazing books for free at the Boston Library or try the local brie

Massachusetts

It’s a melting pot, my friend

Massachusetts

So many cultures hand in hand

In perfect harmony

Welcome to the Massachusetts

Land of a thousand tribes

Home of Nelson Mandela

Fuck the apartheid

Come on boys of Attleboro

Catholic Priests of Haverhill

Staring dogs of the Suffolk County

Local dance group of Pingryville

Everyone

Living side by side

In the state of hope and dreams

Massachusetts

I can’t believe this place is real

Massachusetts

Can’t describe the way I feel

I live with Steve and John

Mark and Christopher and Tom

Teddy P and Bruce

Massachusetts

The famous Massachusetts Bay

Massachusetts

Home of JF Kenneday

That tragically was shot

Just grab a friend and rent a car

Drive and drive across the Massachusetts

Just two friends hanging out together but never crossing the line

It’s a thin, thin line

Oh, we’re nothing more than friends

Just good friends

Go M

Go A

Go S and S and O

Go C and H and E and I

Go C

Go H and E and I

Go M, A double K

Go A and K and O, K, O

Spell it

M-A-S-S-O-C-H-E-I

Massocheichei

Doesn’t sound right to me

Makkakoko

That’s way too many K’s

It should be mass – achoose

Like the “mass” in “massproduce” but without “produce”

Massachusetts

That’s the state I’m talking about

Massachusetts

Yeah, come on down, and you can see

It’s the paradise on earth

Yeah, Massachusetts

Paradise on earth

Boston city skyline or a picnic in the park

Checking out the nightlife and suddenly you’re sucking on a cock

Massachusetts, greatest state of all

Just because you’re kissin’ a man doesn’t make you gay

Confused

1620 – the pilgrims came to town

Mayflower

Sometimes I watch The Lion King and I cry when Mufasa dies

Prudential Tower

City Hall and a lighthouse by the bay

Who hasn’t ever seen a hunk on the bus and thought “Mmm, I wanna sit on your lap”

Let me si-i-i-it

Massachusetts