Someone Like Me

People hug

And give each other kisses

Holding hands and walking side by side

But everytime I try to charm a lady

She runs away

What am I doing wrong?

Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go...

Excuse me, miss

But do you like the dubstep?

Oh, will I ever find someone

Or will I die alone?

Endless streams

Of loveletters and roses

Serenades from men with big guitars

Famous men are asking me for dinner

I think I'll pass

Oh, where is my prince charming

Who will cuddle with my hair and whisper

Will I meet a man

Who also likes to...

I guess I'll never know

Will I find

Oh, will I ever find that someone who

Can sing wuu

Can sing the wu-wu-wu-wu-wu-wuuu

Do the ring

I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you

Oh my god

Who is that singing?

Someone who also likes the dub

The dub (the dub), the step (the dub)

We both like dubstep

Please just take these fucking flowers!

Let's move in together

We'll have children

I'll make cupcakes

I will massage your shoulders daily

I'll make you dinner when you come home from work

I'll play James Blunt's songs from a cd

Let's buy a car

I'll make you an omelette for breakfast

I'll do dishes for you

Let's watch the last season of Madmen together

I fucking love you

I fucking love you

You cock-sucking son of a bitch

I'll get down on my knees

And ask you:

Will you marry me?