Shabby Chic

Everything is shabby

When you look into my bedroom

Shabby closet, shabby bed

And shabby shabby chandelier

I just can’t get enough of the shabby

My favorite thing in the world

Is a shabby chair

White

It feels so right

When I paint it with my

Shabby shabby paint

And then I scratch it up!

And I scratch and I paint

And I scratch and I paint

And then suddenly it’s fucking antique!

Shabby chic

Shabby chic

So antique

If you know what I mean

Let me hear you scream

Let me hear you fucking scream

Shabby chic

A perfect day for me

Would be my friends coming over

Pointing at my furniture and saying,

“That must be old.”

I really love the table

And I really like the sofa

But the vase

Is fucking gold!

I hear

People say

They’ve got some shabby stuff

But I laugh at them and say hey

It’s not shabby enough

And I scratch it, rip it, bite it, kick it,

Tear that thing apart!

Shabby chic

Shabby chic

So antique

If you know what I mean

Let me hear you scream

Let me hear you fucking scream

Shabby chic

(Oh my God what a style! Sabby chic! Take it away now!)

Shabby chic

Shabby chic

So antique

If you know what I mean

Let me hear you scream

Let me hear you fucking scream

Shabby chic