Stonehenge

My life is so successful

I've got everything a man could ever need

I've got a thousand dollar haircut

And I even have a talkshow on tv

And I know I should be happy, but instead

There's a question I can't get out of my head

What's the meaning of stonehenge?

It's killing me that no one knows

Why it was build five thousand years ago

Why did they build the stonehenge?

How could they raise the stones so high

Completely without the technology

We have today?

When I make my jalapeños

Calamari and prosciutto

I'm the king

My wife applauds me in the kitchen

When I tell her all I bought

Is from the local store

And when the kids have gone to bed

We're all alone

She gives a smile

Then she plays with my balls

All I think of is stonehenge

I think about it when I dream

The biggest henge that I have ever seen

What's the purpose of stonehenge?

A giant granite birthday cake?

Or a prison far too easy to escape?

(Stonehenge)

(Stonehenge)

(Lots of stones in a row!)

They were 25 tons each stone, my friend

But amazingly they got them all down in the sand

And they moved it! (stonehenge)

And they dragged it! (stonehenge)

And they rolled it forty six miles from wales

(What's the deal with stonehenge?)

Oh, what's the deal? What's the deal? what's the deal?

You should have left a tiny hint

When you made this fucking labyrinth of stones

Who the fuck builds a stonehenge?

Two stone age-guys wondering what to do

Who just said "dude, let's build a henge or two!"

I would give anything to know

(About the stonehenge)

Yeah, I would give all I have to give

(Would you give them your car?)

Are you kidding me

Of course I would have given the car!

(What car do you drive?)

Drive a civic

Drive a civic

Drive a civic

(A car you can trust!)

Never mind the car

Let's talk about the henge

(What henge is that again?)

It's the stonehenge

It's the stonehenge

God! It is the greatest henge of all

What's the meaning of stonehenge?